Brain Damage
Scalpel
Here
Sponge
Here
Wait.. he's convulsing, he's
convulsing!
Ah!
We're gonna have to shock
him!
Oh my! Oh my
God!
We're gonna have to shock
him!
Oh my God!
These are the results of a thousand electric
volts
A neck with bolts, "Nurse we're losin him, check the
pulse!"
A kid who refused to respect
adults
Wore spectacles with taped frames and a freckled
nose
A corny lookin white boy, scrawny and always
ornery
Cause I was always sick of brawny bullies pickin on
me
And I might snap, one day just like
that
I decided to strike back and flatten every tire on the bike
rack
(Whosssssh) My first
day in junior high, this kid said,
"It's you and I,
I looked at my watch it was
"I already gave you my lunch money what more do you want from
me?!?"
He said, "Don't try to run from me, you'll just make it
worse..."
My palms were sweaty, and I started to shake at
first
Something told me, "Try to fake a stomach ache it
works"
I screamed, "Owww! My
appendix feels like they could burst!
Teacher, teacher, quick I need a naked
nurse!"
"What's the matter?"
"I don't know, my leg, it
hurts!"
"Leg?!? I thought you
said it was your tummy?!?"
"Oh, I mean it is, but I also got a bum
knee!"
"Mr. Mathers, the fun and games are
over.
And just for that stunt, you're gonna get some extra
homework."
"But don't you wanna give me after school
detention?"
"Nah, that bully wants to beat your ass and I'ma let
him."
Chorus: repeat 2X
Brain damage, ever since the day I was
born
Drugs is what they used to say I was
on
They say I never knew which way I was
goin
But everywhere I go they keep playin my
song
Brain damage..
Way before my baby daughter
Hailey
I was harassed daily by this fat kid named D'Angelo
Bailey
An eighth grader who acted obnoxious, cause his father
boxes
so everyday he'd shove me in the
lockers
One day he came in the bathroom while I was
pissin
And had me in the position to beat me into
submission
He banged my head against the urinal til he broke my
nose,
Soaked my clothes in blood, grabbed me and choked my
throat
I tried to plead and tell him, "We shouldn't
beef"
But he just wouldn't leave, he kept chokin me and I couldn't
breathe
He looked at me and said, "You gonna die
honkey!"
The principal walked in
(What's going on in here?)
and started helpin him stomp
me
I made them think they beat me to
death
Holdin my breath for like five minutes before they finally
left
Then I got up and ran to the janitor's storage
booth
Kicked the door hinge loose and ripped out the four inch
screws
Grabbed some sharp objects, brooms, and foreign
tools
"This is for every time you took my orange
juice,
or stole my seat in the lunchroom and drank my chocolate
milk.
Every time you tipped my tray and it dropped and
spilt.
I'm gettin you back bully!
Now once and for good."
I cocked the broomstick back and swung hard as I
could
and beat him over the head with it til I broke the
wood
Knocked him down, stood on his chest with one
foot..
.. Made it home, later that same
day
Started reading a comic, and suddenly everything became
gray
I couldn't even see what I was tryin to
read
I went deaf, and my left ear started to
bleed
My mother started screamin, "What are you on,
drugs?!?
Look at you, you're gettin blood all over my rug!"
(Sorry!)
She beat me over the head with the remote
control
opened a hole, and my whole brain fell out of my
skull
I picked it up and screamed, "Look bitch, what have you
done?!?"
"Oh my God, I'm sorry son"
"Shut up you cunt!" I
said, "Fuck it!"
Took it and stuck it back up in my
head
then I sewed it shut and put a couple of screws in my
neck
Chorus
[Eminem]
Brain damage..
It's brain damage..
I got brain damage..
It's brain damage..
It's probably brain damage..
It's brain damage..
Brain damage..
I got brain damage..